Most likely there isn't anybody who knows the individual in Service Company better than the kitchen crew. The old saying 'An Army Travels On It's Stomach' is tops with us. By that I mean eating has a heck of a lot to do with morale, and morale must be had to assure victory. So much for that.

Since we put out chow day in and day out, three meals a day, we know the taste of practically all the men, that is, what they like and don't like to eat. And then come the usual remarks made while chow is being served which are just about S. O. P. It's all in fun (we hope). The remarks are as follows:

SMITH

What, no mayonnaise?

STUART

No mail!

PERKINS

I'll take my seconds now.

MARTIN

The three quarter ton and I, etc.

STURR

Here's your late chow list.

MARTIN, C.

'Texas Blackie.'

MCKENZIE

Any vinegar?

KREBLIN

Back in my old outfit, etc.

SKORONSKI

Have a little salt for the cereal?

MAHONEY

'The silent type.'

MCGARRY

What do you know George?

SHADID

Any seconds?

DAWALIBY

Anything for Skippy?

JOHNSON

Come on outside.

TALLMAN

Let's go, stupid.

MOORE, T.

Give mine to him.

FALVO

No coffee!

HARTGRAVE

I'll give you a pineapple!

SWANSON

Just a piece of pie.

MADDEN

I made chow!

HUTTO

No butter!

MANN

Yea! I come from Penna.

LOCKWOOD

Can you spare it?

SPENCER

I'll take it.

COLE

What, no butter?

CUNNINGHAM

Hello, Hill-billy!

MALONEY

Hello Sergeant!

STARSON

What are ya Soiven?

PETERSON

By God, now I'll tell ya!

MUCKEFUSE

I love Hamburgers!

GOETZ

What do ya say Grumpy?

OUELLETTE

What temper?

HIRES

Hello Buddie!

PIPES

Massa Wiley!

GAHN

Seen my saw?

SAUER

It's 'Supper Sauer!'

MANTEY

No sugar!

RAMIREZ

More or less, etc.

RICHARDSON

Can I have more cream, please?

HILKE

Need any help?

OLSON

Can I have some juice, Sergeant Gamboa?

HAINES

That's good!

IMAN

Doggies! My favorite!

MATTHYS

I wish I was back in the Air Corps.

CONNELL

What is it?

DICKS

Chicken again?

ALDRIDGE

Any coffee?

DAUSCH

Watch him!

HOLLINS

Woo! That's enough cream.

SMERASKI

Give me that one!

BIRKS

I'll take his.

LOZANO

What time is early chow?

DOMMEL

Stew again!

MANZIONE

Back in Venlo, etc.

MOSS

My pro station is open.

SMETS

And if you don't eat them now you'll get them for breakfast!

SARNELL

Any seconds on pudding?

KRISTIE

What! no coffee, Sal?

SCHILLINGER

Pour it right on the silver!

GAMBOA

Then I says.

MOORE, A. K.

Just throw it any place.

SALVATORE

Any thirds Kris.

BORGIA

I'll take the tomatoes with the meat.

1st Lt. DZIEJMA

Glad to see ya up. What? Steak again?

ALFIERI

Rosie.

2nd Lt. BADAGLIACCA

What? You can't pronounce it?

RHODES

After a hard day's work at the gas dump.

2nd Lt. WILSON

As transportation officer, etc.

WREX

Hello, Krist -- -- ee!

Capt. ANDERSON

Just a couple please.

ALFREDS

Think I'll make it?

Mr. WHIPPLE

Any Gizzards?

STIFFLER

Good kid, Manz!

Mr. LAIRD

Tell this Gismo, etc.

WRIGHT

Some rest center, wasn't it?